It’s *done*.

It’s *gone*.

It’s 15,333 words long.

If I ever think “I just have to write 7500 words, two days in a row, and give myself a whole night to polish it up before sending it off, whack me with a frozen mukluk, okay?

Also, why is there no Alton Brown/Mario Batali Iron Chef America slash?

Because there should be.